So, I haven't updated my blog lately...and I thought I'd share with you a few reasons why:
1. I haven't really had anything interesting to say.
2. I'm getting married in May.
3. I write for a living, so I don't really think about writing more when I'm done with work.
4. I got to watching this one episode of Futurama, and...well...just sort of lost track of time.
5. I've been cleaning my apartment. It needed it.
6. I was briefly brainwashed by an internet-hating sect of the Whig party. I'm ok now though.
7. I was mauled by a pack of wallabies. I barely escaped with my life.
8. I needed to run out and get some Old Spice body wash so I don't smell like a lady.
9. I need to keep my NFL draft board updated...hourly.
10. Cooper Lanting told me I needed to spend more time reading books about unicorns.
11. I've been trying to prevent congress from passing the health care bill. Mostly by telling senator Jim Bunning to act like a d-bag. It's been working ok.
12. I won a free tour of this magical chocolate factory. I barely escaped with my life.
13. Tiger Woods keeps calling me and telling me to delete his name from my phone.
14. I'm kind of sleepy.
15. I have to get ready for the Miss Valley Center pageant. I'm going to win the crown this year for sure.
16. I had a hangnail. I barely escaped with my life.
17. I was running free with the coyotes, earning their trust and learning their ways, ascending to the head of the pack, then getting overconfident and finally being overthrown by a younger, more popular coyote...and eventually coming full circle, learning that my pride was my downfall, and becoming an accepted, contributing member of coyote society once again.
18. Um...I was watching the Olympics? Ha ha...just kidding...nobody watches the Olympics anymore.
19. I was getting my tires rotated.
20. My fingers got cold.
21. I had some overdue books to take back to the library. I barely escaped with my life.
22. I'm quitting smoking...crack. Ha ha...just kidding...nobody smokes crack anymore. I prefer heroin.
23. I was in the shower.
24. I've been leaving behind a carefully selected series of objects for future societies to discover so that they will be able to accurately piece together a working model of what life is like in the year 1985.
25. I'm bored.
All of that to say...sorry I haven't written in a while. I'm going to try to write more about the movies I see for The Spoiler Warning podcast with Chris Schnese...so check in from time to time if you're interested. Thanks!
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